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reply - Aug 08 2009, 14:02
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Mascot

Illegitimi Non Carborundum

Yes looks like Marti he can´t handle the alcohol.. ;D
reply - Aug 08 2009, 14:02
 
Yes looks like Marti he can´t handle the alcohol.. ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
reply - Aug 08 2009, 15:03
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Martillito

Gunther von Plonker

yeah bad times when that happend... but i am glad i am not doing Ghost's job as... whatever he is trying



and who caught Bengt????



reply - Aug 08 2009, 16:04
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAH  !!!
reply - Aug 09 2009, 01:01
It must have been bear on the road, so thats why he always mess bear and beer :)
reply - Aug 09 2009, 05:05
okay Marti ! explain this pic of you in school? sorry buddy but i had to show people some of the pics that you had sent me way back he he ...


reply - Aug 09 2009, 16:04
True Story:

I represented a police officer in a personal injury accident a few years ago.  Why?

A Miller Beer delivery guy stopped at a convenience store to make a delivery.  He left the keys in the truck while wheeling in his load. 

A drunk homeless man hops up in the truck, turnes it on, and takes off.  He decided his friends at the downtown Jesus House would like a few cold beers and he would drive the truck over there for them.  Hey, you've just stolen a beer truck, why not sample some of the inventory on the way?  Well he did.

An army of Oklahoma City Police officers descend on downtown because there is a beer truck running red lights and smashing cars.  He's not stopping.  Finally this jackass turns on fifth street and hits the gas.  Bad news.

The Oklahoma City Bombing Memorial is dead center in the middle of 5th Street.  If they don't stop this truck, this guys is going through the wall and into the reflecting pools. 

Police issue orders to shoot out the tires.  My client had a .357 magnum.  He wiped out five tires and saved the 5th shot for the driver.  My client was also a sniper on the Tactical team so this was not out of the possibility range for him.

Meanwhile he and his partner are trying to ram the beer truck into cars and anything parked on the street.  He's not stopping.  At the last second, my client wedges his car up under the beer truck and goes for the ride of his life. 

Sparks are flying and the Crown Vic is being ripped to shreds.  It looks like they were too late.  This guy was going to ram the memorial.  At the very last second the truck made a 90 degree turn, with my client stuck inside his car underneath a beer truck, and ran into a building and stopped.

The entire OCPD was at the scene and they Rodney Kinged that driver pretty good.  This was before tazers or I am certain he would have been shot by a thousand tazers at once.  As they were flinging him out of the truck, he yelled "Hey I was just taking my buddies some beers at the Jesus House!"

The End

(P.S. My client broke his back and the suit was dismissed under the "Fireman's Rule."  That rule states that emergency workers cannot sue the person causing the emergency, so people will call emergency workers.  It is called the Fireman's Rule because some lady started a kitchen fire, called the fired department, and then was sued by a fireman when he was burned.  Legal lesson over).
« Last Edit: Aug 09 2009, 16:04 by Boris »
reply - Aug 09 2009, 22:10
Well it sounds like some beer commercial :)
reply - Aug 09 2009, 22:10
507:8-h Fireman's Rule. –
    I. Firefighters, emergency medical technicians (E.M.T.'s), police officers and other public safety officers shall have no cause of action for injuries arising from negligent conduct which created the particular occasion for the officer's official engagement. However, this section does not affect such officer's causes of action for unrelated negligent conduct occurring during the officer's official engagement, or for other negligent conduct, or for reckless, wanton or willful acts of misconduct.
    II. In this section, ""public safety officer'' means a person who is exposed to injury while acting in an official capacity in law enforcement or protection of life or property.
reply - Aug 10 2009, 16:04
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Martillito

Gunther von Plonker

okay Marti ! explain this pic of you in school? sorry buddy but i had to show people some of the pics that you had sent me way back he he ...




well my schooltime was amazing had a lot of fun and seems like the girls liked me...

reply - Aug 10 2009, 18:06
Nice one Marti.
reply - Aug 10 2009, 22:10
But this picture is from Kansas university...  You have been there?
reply - Aug 10 2009, 23:11
But this picture is from Kansas university...  You have been there?


OMG i have tears here ! lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Marti ! have you been watching the wizard of oz again? I told u thats not a true story and you can not be using Kansas anymore as a place of pleasure ............  rofl

At lease you could of used a pic from University of Goettingen or some where like that  haha




ghost
« Last Edit: Aug 11 2009, 00:12 by ghostrail »
reply - Aug 11 2009, 00:12
Very nice lawyering Mr. Ghostrail.  Unfortunately Oklahoma has limited the "unrelated negligent conduct" to mean some yahoo runs a stop light and smacks a police car.  The officer was limited to Workers Compensation for the criminal acts of the beer truck driver.

Marti--It looks like the police marked your hand prints on your little cheer squad there.  You better not go to Kansas!  I noticed the "I" had no prints--What was the problem?  Did she have Chewbacca hidden in her thong?
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