Timing.... - Aug 10 2009, 17:05

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to
fart.

At Least the music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and
noticed that everybody was staring at me.






It was then I remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

  ha ha