Paddy’s out riding on his moped when a car pulls up next to him at the lights. He looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks the driver, "What kind of car ya' got there?"
The young man replies "A 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It cost €1.24M.
"That's a lot of money" says the Paddy, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?
"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the driver proudly.
Leaning back on his moped, Paddy says "it’s a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show the Paddy what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 250 MPH.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, Whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than me" the driver asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked like a moped! "Ah it couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Bugatti?"
Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh
Ka-BbblaMMM!!! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The driver jumps out and runs around to see Paddy who’s half in through the back window
The driver says "Oh god, You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
Paddy groans and replies "For Gawd's sake unhook my braces from your side-mirror!"